I don't like to wear them. They show up in my closet. I hide from them. They keep sneaking out and biting off the tips of my toes, but leave my toenails to grow long. Now why is that? Are they so certain I can't use them in self defense? Are toenails no longer survival equipment? Apparently, flip-flops are dangerous to your health--too many carcinogens and flukes. The flukes are definitely the worst. Don't do them, run, run for your life! The monk may be chasing behind you.
Okay, enough free flowing nonsense for the day, and just when I had a news item, too.
I guess it truly is story time.
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